To Whom it May Concern

I would like to express for the whole internet world to hear (or is it view...read...conundrum, except I don't really care) my immense dissatisfaction resulting from yet again no Coachella line-up. I do not blame Goldenvoice, as they have not ever stated when the line-up would come, though seriously it's pretty much february where's the line-up? My frustration comes from all you Coachella bloggers who have it on good authority from a reliable source that the line-up will definitely be announced this morning. To you I say: Your authority means nothing to me now, and thank you for nothing.